Giant
Moe-Naye
Speedy Wealth Magick
I. Principal: A working designed to bring about an immediate increase in the magickians current operating capital, specifically through “unexpected” means. When money moves, Jupiter is having sex (procreating). Therefore we seek to encourage the movement of money. One note: it is often advised that Jupiter “punishes” those who gamble, squander or give away their money because it is “offensive”. Therefore, some would find this work blasphemous.
II. Instruction: Obtain four $1 bills. On the face side of each bill inscribe the planetary glyph for Jupiter:
III. Invoke Jupiterian consciousness through whatever means desired.
IV. Once Jupiterian consciousness has been invoked, utter the litany:
“In the Giant King’s vault abounds great wealth. This coin I now receive, imparted from a King to a King. All wealth am I – s/he who abounds with potent seed! I am nurtured by this giant!”
V. Each bill in turn is rubbed vigorously on the genitals to stimulate arousal, but do not climax. When this state is reached, shout out: “I excite money! When money moves, Jupiter is fucking!”
VI. Now as quickly as possible, the dollar bills must be dispersed. Do not use more than ONE at a time. Using the bills, accomplish each of the following tasks:
a. Go into a convenience store and purchase a candy bar (either a PayDay or a 100 Grand Bar). Before eating, say: “Money feeds me, and Jupiter is fucking.” Devour ravenously.
b. At the same store but with a new dollar, purchase a newspaper. As you are leaving the store, say: “Money shelters me, and Jupiter is fucking.”
c. Go somewhere where there are video games. Buy change and play the games. When done, say: “Money pleasures me, and Jupiter is fucking.”
d. Find a vagrant or beggar and give them the last dollar. Say: “Money flows through me and Jupiter is fucking.”
VII. Return to your temple space and visualize the Glyph of Jupiter in vibrant blue. Masturbate while chanting: “Money through me – money through me – money through me” until climax is achieved.
VIII. Clear off a desk or other work area to count your newfound wealth.